If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
