She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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