we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
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Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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