As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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