Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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