It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
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You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
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I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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