spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
my liver is dry heaving
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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