so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
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found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
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It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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