the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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