Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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