I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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