How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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