So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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