oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
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Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
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I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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