On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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