I feel like abortions should bother me more
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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