Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
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I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
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And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Everyone says I win the strip club
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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