I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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