last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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