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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Lets date for the summer

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  what?

  (480): View more from Arizona

  Dont love me in September.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?

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• (512): View more from Texas

  OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."

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• (518): View more from New York

  i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes

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• (315): View more from New York

  I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste

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• (562): View more from California

  Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house

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