smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
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You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
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by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.