Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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