At least make sure they are 18
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why