i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
