i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
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We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
And then my night got REAL pukey
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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