Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
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Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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