There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
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Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I love you.
Bad choice
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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