have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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