dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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