I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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