i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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