watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
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she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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