He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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