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I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
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Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
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I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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