i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
