between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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