The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Randomize
