I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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