Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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