Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
it glows. i had to have it.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
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