and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
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