shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Everclear isn't food dammit
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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