You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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