I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
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im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
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My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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