susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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