i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
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I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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