Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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