i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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