She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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