I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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