Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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