just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
there is puke in my bra ... again
Randomize
