if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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