Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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