Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
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Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
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