I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
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So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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