If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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