apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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