can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Randomize
