dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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