So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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